The guy in charge of all of this has eaten road kill and rotting carcasses and h...

nielsbot · 2026-08-28T21:03:40

Part of his eugenics-adjacent philosophy: survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)

walrus01 · 2026-08-28T21:04:53

Give it another six months and they'll introduce phrenology for the diagnosis of psychological conditions.

Terr_ · 2026-08-28T21:46:45

Then when he gets sick, it'll either be kept secret or attributed to nefarious agents of Goldstein seeking to undermine Big Brother.

I couldn't possibly be the statistical outcome of like chicken with regular bacteria, oh no...

swed420 · 2026-08-28T22:27:37

> survival of the fittest. Basically the opposite of the mission of the department he leads (public health)

Essentially Ron Swanson minus the satire

antonvs · 2026-08-28T22:19:41

> he appears to be completely fine.

Yup, looks fine, sounds fine... wait

cdrnsf · 2026-08-28T22:15:57

Chase that road kill with some raw milk.

dgellow · 2026-08-28T21:38:10

s/guy/worm/