There's also the iPhone 10, the tallest iPhone yet! http://9.mshcdn.com/wp-conte...

stcredzero · on Sept 13, 2012

Both of those have potential as interfaces for music.

http://www.stick.com/instruments/

After looking a bit at the above site, I'm also thinking that they have potential as interfaces for teledildonics. (This is both serious and a joke at the same time. This goes for the whole field.)

jamie_ca · on Sept 13, 2012

Speaking of music, that'd be a reasonable approximation of an http://www.eigenlabs.com/ - and it wouldn't need a separate laptop to act as speakers :P

stcredzero · on Sept 14, 2012

Wow, that's cool. It's an instrument from a 1980's sci-fi novel!

TazeTSchnitzel · on Sept 13, 2012

re: teledildonics, the vibration function on the iPhone would become more popular, and I'm not even joking.

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freehunter · on Sept 13, 2012

This article isn't kind of a joke. This article is exactly a joke. It's making fun of Apple rumors and complaints after new product announcements.

jeremyjh · on Sept 13, 2012

I thought it WAS a joke - the icon projection gave it away.