Let people do as they please, not everybody has to live with that “team player” mentality you describe.

I reccomend GoAccess https://goaccess.io/ as Google Analytics alternative

Not a service but a self-hosted server log analyzer and viewer, no javascript or any other page code necessary, plus it's fast and free.

I agree, works really well for us. Above all, no javascript!

https://dbl.oisd.nl has about a million. Using it with minimal whitelisting for about a year, works fine